I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So. Much. Porn.
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