I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
is wine microwaveable?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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