she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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