Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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