i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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