You surviving the open bar?
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Quick, to the slutcave!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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