Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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