gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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