Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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