you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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