butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
literally had 100 drinks last night.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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