well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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