i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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