I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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