that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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