yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
