the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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