I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you had me at cake vodka
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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