too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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