just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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