No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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