She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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