Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just found a bag of teeth...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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