It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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