Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
