Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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