I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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