like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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