hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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