**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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