please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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