Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
