I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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