You can't motorboat a personality
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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