420 ftw
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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