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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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