Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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