she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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