There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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