is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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