is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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