Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i think i have two assholes
it glows. i had to have it.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You have to summon your inner elephant
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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