I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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