He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
