I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She needs sedatives and a leash
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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