do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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