No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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