Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
last night I used snow as a chaser
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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