I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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