Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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