It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Your cock deserves a montage
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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