I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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