When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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