: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
NoShamevember. You game?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
