in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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