You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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